Bothering the School Mums

I wonder if the school mums love you
as you flash your teasing smile
and tell your jokes.
Would you be the highlight of their morning and afternoon?
I’m sure your welcome words
and casual swearing
would allow them to relax around you.


I wonder if you sit there silently brooding
staring at your phone…
mystery personified.
Would you be the leading man
in their laundry distracting daydreams?
I’ll sure your chocolate eyes
and exotic looks would ignite their dark fantasies.

Either way, I know half the school mums
would be in love with you
and the other
would want to sleep with you.
Don’t worry good looking,
It’s not your fault that you’re always
bothering the School Mums.

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